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quotes[0]='Teacher: Your poem is the worst in the class. It\'s not only ungrammatical, it\'s rude and in bad taste. I\'m going to send your father a note about it.<br>Pupil: I don\'t think that would help, teacher. He wrote it.'
quotes[1]='Teacher: Fred, your ideas are like diamonds.<br>Fred: You mean they\'re so valuable? <br>Teacher: No, I mean they\'re so rare.'
quotes[2]='Pupil: I don\'t think I deserved zero on this test.<br>Teacher: I agree, but that\'s the lowest mark I could give you !'
quotes[3]='- Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine!<br>- So what\'s so great about that? <br>- It\'s snowing outside!'
quotes[4]='- What is an island?<br>- A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.<br>- On one side???<br>- Yes, on top!'
quotes[5]='Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test?<br>Son: Absence<br>Father: You were absent on the day of the test?<br>Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was!'
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